This just in:     Tech Puts JFK Conspiracy Theories To Rest 

Thurs., Nov. 13, 2008
By Eric Bland
    -  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27705829
A team of "experts" assembled by the Discovery Channel has finally figured it out.  Finally, after all these years.  (thanks to new technology and all . . . )   Nice work fellas.  Yes, of course the shot came from behind.  Obviously.  There's no evidence whatsoever that one came from the front.   
None whatsoever.  Naturally it was just the one "lone gunman".  It always is.  Acting alone.  No cause for concern . . .
"Sleep, sleep  -  We will protect you."